19 April 2008 @ 09:20 pm
The Joy Of Science  
This is a little ficlet that was written for the Random Rimming Challenge at [info]feedmykink.

TITLE: The Joy Of Science
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Angel/Wesley
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Set mid Season 1, just after Wesley (the Rougue Demon Hunter!) has joined Angel and Cordelia. The thing Wes misses most about the Watcher's Council is the opportunity to do research on vampires and other demons. He's determined that he will continue his research - with Angel as his subject.




THE JOY OF SCIENCE


One of the primary functions of the Watcher's Council was to study the very vampires and demons their charges were responsible for fighting. That had been one of the things Wesley had liked most about being a watcher. Now, not only would he no longer have the opportunity to participate in the council's research, he wouldn't even have access to the centuries of knowledge they'd compiled.

What Wesley did have was something better, a vampire at his disposal - every day. So he'd begun to conduct his own experiments, compile his own important data, even if Angel was sometimes less than enthused about participating.

Of course he'd started with the simple tests first. How high could a vampire leap into the air unaided? Nearly 1 1/2 stories. What is the maximum distance that a vampire could cover in a single jump? Angel could easily span a large alley, crossing from one rooftop to the next, without as much as a wobble on the landing.

Then he'd moved on to more unusual experiments, research the Council hadn't even dared to attempt, gathering information that the other Watchers would never have access to.

Just tonight he'd started by conducting an experiment with the express goal of discovering how many drinks were required to make a vampire well and truly drunk. Wes had followed that up by working to learn just how many more drinks it would take to make said vampire highly susceptible to human suggestion.

Once Wesley had logged the results of those two experiments in his journal, the former Watcher proceeded to test Angel on a fact of vampire physiology he'd wondered and had his own theories about since first entering the Watcher's Academy in his teens.

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"Oh!" Wesley cried out, palms sweating where he gripped the back of Angel's worn leather sofa, bare knees starting to stick to the cushions as he perspired. He leaned over, pressing his forehead to the sofa's back, one hand releasing the death grip he'd had on it so that he could reach behind his back.

Using the hand he'd just freed up, Wesley grasped one of his cheeks, opening his ass further to give Angel's tongue even better access. Though the way the vampire was currently firmly circling Wes' prostate with the tip of his tongue was enough to keep the ex-Watcher from touching his throbbing erection, fearing that doing so might make him come too quickly and end the "experiment" sooner than he'd planned.

The steady drip of pre-cum from Wesley's distended tip seemed to be driving Angel wild, so much so that Wesley couldn't help but wonder if it was the scent that was pushing the vampire's desire to even greater heights. And if the sound of flesh slapping against flesh as Angel frantically jerked off behind him were any indication Wesley was entirely accurate on that assumption as well.

"A little to your… ahh… left, Angel," Wesley panted, moving his other hand down and rubbing his thumb over the slick, exposed head of his prick in slow circles. "Just there… that's it."

"Oooh," Wesley shivered, prickles of pain/pleasure dancing up his spine and making his cock twitch hard as Angel's fangs grazed the sensitive skin surrounding his opening. "Do mind the fangs, Angel."

Angel growled his response and Wes didn't know if the vampire was agreeing to his request, apologizing, or simply enjoying his task to the fullest.

There were two things that Wesley did know with absolute certainty - that his hypothesis had been correct and that the experiment was a complete success, even if his methods were perhaps a little less than scientific. Now he'd proven for a fact that a vampire's tongue was indeed markedly longer when in demon guise!

As Angel shoved Wesley's own questing fingers away from his cock and started to fist Wes' dick as fast as he was jerking his own, the ex-Watcher's head filled with a phrase he'd heard his father repeat often, though he was quite sure this wasn't what the stuffy old bastard had meant when he'd said it. And if the knowledge that his father would not approve of his son's experiment was enough to drive Wesley over the edge a little faster, no one would be any the wiser.

When his climax claimed him completely, listening as Angel followed with his own rather loud orgasm, Wes shouted his father's words at the top of his lungs, "Ahh, the joys of science!"

Collapsing against the sofa, Wesley was startled when the clatter of empty whiskey bottles signaled that Angel had lost his balance. Slumping sideways, he peered at the vampire's now human and very sweaty face as a brilliant thought struck him.

"What?" Angel was blinking up at him, hair mussed, hand still slowly milking his softening cock.

"Nothing, Angel." Wes smiled indulgently at the still highly intoxicated vampire before reaching to the side table to retrieve Angel's glass. He re-filled it, passing it to the bleary-eyed vampire. "Have another drink."

Angel swayed slightly as he took the offered glass, nodding seriously before tipping it back. "More experiments?"

"Yes, I should think that would be an excellent idea." He glanced down at the still half-hard cock Angel held loosely in his fist. "I've always wondered about vampire… Shall I call it… stamina?"

"Stamina?" Angel drained his glass before thumping it down hard on the polished wood floor. He grinned, tightening his fist around his cock and bringing it back to full hardness with only a couple of rough pulls before leaning forward to taste some of the come on Wesley's thigh. "I'll show you stamina."
 
 
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Zoe: giles wicked cool[info]zoesmith on April 20th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
The joys of science indeed!!! Wesley is a very very clever man!
That was so hot and funny at the same time! Excellent!! Thank you *g*

Now he'd proven for a fact that a vampire's tongue was indeed markedly longer when in demon guise!
*is dead* what a man will do in the name of research….

Makes me wonder if Giles experimented with Spike as well. Lol

Kisses xxx
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 20th, 2008 05:02 am (UTC)
I think that Wesley would totally do something kinky and call it research!

Makes me wonder if Giles experimented with Spike as well.

If he didn't he was a fool.
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eyezrthewindows[info]eyezrthewindows on April 20th, 2008 04:25 am (UTC)
LMfao! Only Wesley would perform such "experiments" for the greater good of science.
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 20th, 2008 05:03 am (UTC)
Yep, I think Wesley would totally be naughty and claim it was for "research purposes".
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pjgale[info]pjgale on April 20th, 2008 05:33 am (UTC)
Ha! An excellent experiment

(: PJ
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 20th, 2008 06:18 am (UTC)
Any experiments involving Angel and sex is going to be a pretty exciting experiment! Poor Wesley though, he doesn't get any love. Not many people read Angel/Wes when I write it - but sometimes I just can't stop myself.
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ash_carpenter: Spike [info]ash_carpenter on April 20th, 2008 11:19 am (UTC)
OMG, that was brilliant!!!! Wesley is just soooooooo sneaky and naughty!!! The Watcher's Council must be feeling the loss of someone so dedicated to their experimentation - always willing to go that extra mile... ;-)

"Do mind the fangs, Angel." No idea why but that so cracked me up - I could just hear him admonishing Angel mid-rim *snorfle*

Way to bring out Angel's competitive spirit too. Poor drunken vamp....Heh!

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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 20th, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC)
I totally think Wesley wouldn't be above using experimentation and research as an excuse to get his hands (and other body parts!) on some hot vampire meat.

"Do mind the fangs, Angel." No idea why but that so cracked me up - I could just hear him admonishing Angel mid-rim *snorfle*

I could totally imagine Wes saying that, and I don't think he'd let a little thing like the fact that he was right in the middle of really hot sex distract him from an opportunity to correct someone.

Way to bring out Angel's competitive spirit too. Poor drunken vamp....Heh!

I just figure being drunk makes it harder to resist what you really want anyway. Or maybe that just happens to me. :p
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Christusine: Spangelkiss[info]tinetroll on April 20th, 2008 11:57 am (UTC)
Awww... *giggles*
Science can be such fun and verrrrry interesting :D
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 20th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
This is certainly the type of research I could get behind. Or should I say I'd be willing to let it get behind me? :p
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(Anonymous) on April 20th, 2008 12:56 pm (UTC)
now that is scientific dedication indeed! Bravo Wes!
:)
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 20th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
Yes indeed. This is the sort of dedication that should really merit a nomination for the Nobel Prize!
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Morgana[info]darklingdawns on April 20th, 2008 04:53 pm (UTC)
Yes, the world is indeed lucky that it has Wes, a man who will go to such lengths, make such great sacrifices, all in the name of science...

Wonderful work, sweetie! I could so see this happening. Loved the whole progression of experiments, and especially Angel being the one to ask for more at the end.
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 20th, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC)
Yes, the world is indeed lucky that it has Wes, a man who will go to such lengths, make such great sacrifices, all in the name of science...

Anything in the name of science and research when it comes to Wes. Never let it be said that he's not willing to go that extra mile. Or that he's not interested in knowing once and for all whether or not a vampire's tongue can go that extra... inch or so. :-)

Loved the whole progression of experiments, and especially Angel being the one to ask for more at the end.

Wesley knows exactly how to lull his subject into complacency. And Angel knows that if something's good it can't hurt to try just a little more of it to make sure you were right about it being good in the first place.
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The Purple One[info]purpledodah on April 20th, 2008 07:21 pm (UTC)
ha ha.... ohhhhh I always knew vamp tongue was good for something.
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 20th, 2008 11:06 pm (UTC)
I always knew vamp tongue was good for something.

There just had to be some advantages! And I for one wouldn't mind at all running Angel (or Spike for that matter!) through their paces to check for any additional skills of unusual value those tongues might have to offer.
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LB: AngelWes sleepy manip[info]lonelybrit on April 20th, 2008 08:53 pm (UTC)
MWHAHAHAHA!!

Of course, how else was Wesley going to get a clear picture of the difference in tongue length, gotta respect that man's brain :) This was great fun, and loved Angel's shameless enjoyment of the continued experimentation at the end. The sacrifices one makes for the scientific advancement of the species... Bravo!
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 20th, 2008 11:09 pm (UTC)
Of course, how else was Wesley going to get a clear picture of the difference in tongue length, gotta respect that man's brain

And poor Wesley was worried that there were those who wouldn't think his methods were entirely... scientific. I just knew he'd find some supporters.

This was great fun, and loved Angel's shameless enjoyment of the continued experimentation at the end.

I figure that Angel would probably think that as long as he has a suitable excuse (his completely drunken state) there wouldn't be any harm in finishing what he started!
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jasonsnene: Wes_rogue[info]jasonsnene on April 21st, 2008 12:26 am (UTC)
Mmm...Science. Great fic honey! Thanks for posting a link at rogues!!
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 21st, 2008 04:21 am (UTC)
You're very welcome! I'm planning to write some Angel/Gunn soon and I plan to take it over as well.
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darkspace99[info]darkspace99 on April 21st, 2008 03:47 am (UTC)
Awwww, I wish I had a vamp to do research on too...
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 21st, 2008 04:22 am (UTC)
Me too! I've got lots of things I'd like to try out on a willing vampire - and quite a few of them involve tongues and stamina as well.
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Janet Lynn: strickens girl eyeball by tamakin[info]strickens_girl on April 21st, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)
go Wes!! Too much fun. I hope he gets all the data he needs. *g*
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 21st, 2008 04:23 am (UTC)
I'm sure he won't give up until he does. He's a very dedicated man!

Edited at 2008-04-21 07:18 am (UTC)
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they call me genius jen[info]girlpire on April 22nd, 2008 02:44 pm (UTC)
love it! i have to say, it never occurred to me that a vampire's tongue would change in vamp face - but it makes sense. in a pervy way. :)
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SpankSpike[info]spankspike on April 23rd, 2008 05:14 am (UTC)
it never occurred to me that a vampire's tongue would change in vamp face - but it makes sense. in a pervy way

Really? It occurred to me. Alot. In fact there's this picture of Spike in vamp face where he's sticking his tongue out and... let's just say that apparently James Marsters is blessed with quite the tongue.

It made me think... things. And then that led to me thinking... things... about Angel and his tongue as well.

So it all certainly made sense to me, and definitely in a pervy way. But everything's pervy in my head. It's a gift.
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